what do you do when a teen has a crush on you?

what do you do?

now i dont think i am ageist...but i do think i require a guardian's signature.

and while i could sit down with this individual, i am just not going to. probably because i dont have a printer to print out the parental waiver.

that being said, i have been trying to overcome a personal challenge: blogging about this situation.

i really really really really want to blog about this and it is really really really difficult to resist. the stories would be really really really funny but if you were that person you may be really really reallly crushed by reading the blogs. and the problem about this person's being crushed is that it would make my life really really really awkward. but the good thing about my life being awkward is that i would have soo much more to blog about.

so....we have two scenarios:

1. i blog about being the crusher, my encounters get more awkward, and i blog more about my increasingly awkward encounters with the crusher. people laugh, i laugh and become a regular poster on fmylife.com

2. i dont blog about the crusher, my encounters have standard awkwardness ratings, and i spend the time i could be blogging (and posting to fmylife.com) by a) doing something meaningful, or b) napping

since i love napping and doing meaningful things (but will probably end up napping anyways) i am going to opt for scenario 2.

now, what makes me think that this person will definately find my blog? because some teens have A LOT of time on their hands. and i know that most teens spend their free time (which they have A LOT of) on the internet and stalking their crushees and on the internet stalking their crushes. THAT is why this person will find my blog.

fmylife! i feel so censored!