mentirosas

I have two friends, Chantel and Martha, who make up a lot of stories. So…this blog is not about me, but it is hilarious.

When I asked them why they did this, they explained that they did this usually to get creepy men off of their case. When they were with someone that they thought would be fun, then they would not lie. But once it got out of hand (for them, but again…i thought the story was hilarious).

They convinced two guys that they were from Spanish speaking countries and that they did not know any English. One was American, whose first language was clearly English; and the other was a Mexican who spoke some English but still had a thick Latin accent.

Key events of the night:
1. The American says to Chantel: “You are so lucky. This entire night I have been struggling to speak my second language. This must be so easy for you.”
2. The American and Mexican team up to teach Chantel and Martha some English phrases. The Mexican then says to Chantel, “Hmm…your friend can pronounce things in English much better. You need to work on your accent.”
3. The Mexican says to his American comrade (“knowing” that Chantal and Martha do not understand) “I am really tired. I either want to go to bed…or have sex.”

I met up with them the next day. “Umm, maryam. We don’t really want to go outside.”
“Why? What’s wrong with you guys?”
“We don’t want to see the guys we saw last night!!”