Tuesday, December 23, 2008

obnoxious backpacker profile: cusco styles

Cusco loves gringos and gringos love cusco. It could be because of Machu Piccu, it could be because of the cheap massages, or it could be because of how lucky you can get in a youth hostel.

I am here celebrating December 25th (it just aint christmas) with a fellow intern. We picked a hostel with some of our Columbian friends who we met on our tour to Machu Piccu. They were mega down to earth and really wicked. They also helped us find a hostel here in Cusco. I think we may also be switching hostels tommorrow :)

Sex in the bathroom:
Chantel told me she walked in on two guys having sex in the bathroom.
"It was kind of awkward."
"Well..are they done? I want to take a shower"
"Uh...i guess...i think they left. I think they are scared of more people walking in on them."
"Cool...i´m showering then..."

Coke in the bathroom:
As I finished my shower, I here two dudes panting. Uh-oh...more sex in the bathroom. One guy left the hostel and I heard him snorting. When I got out of the shower I peaked at what was going on.

"Just flaring my nostrels"

I pretended not to speak english and walked away.

So I cant say that i always flare my nostrils for fun, but i also cant say that i do coke for fun...i can, however, say that i have blown my nose before, but never as ferociously as that.
¡ImagĂ­nate!
I am 23 years old and have never ever...flared my nostrils? Maybe it is an experience i am missing out on?

Seriously...just flaring your nostrils?

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