This morning I woke up at 4 am to see the sun rise while hiking Machu Piccu and Waynapiccu (an adjacent mountain).
After the majority of hiking we got a tour of Machu Piccu from our guide, Jorge or Coco.
Coco spoke awful english and the tour would have taken half the time if he had spoken in Spanish...and I may have even listened.
"KHe-low. Ai em yor guy-d, HOR-HEY" (Hello I am your guide Jorge)
Butt yoo ken kull mee KOko (but you can call me coco)
Coco means coconut in spanish, but in some latinamerican countries it can also mean a virgin.
At this point I was just not sure what to call my guide...my options were limited:
1. Coconut
2. Virgin
3. Whore, hey
And his jokes sucked
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